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for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

If I was an orca I'd have killed so many trainers by now

have you guys heard about this

hey guys. you hear about this?

whoa. just heard about this

noticing a cybertruck on the road is like looking down and seeing a roach crawl up your leg

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario