he's struggling with that ink pen

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

i can control things with my mind but the reason i can’t prove it to you is because god prevents me from causing any observable effects. for example i could make this vase of roses shatter by staring at it but invisible angels perfectly counteract the inward explosive pressure im exerting on the glass by increasing the pressure of the air in the case, making it harder to break. and this holds true for everything. for example i just unlocked a door with my mind but the angels quickly relocked it

i’ve gotten around this problem by not only using my powers on things i want to happen. for example if i want that flower on the side of the road to bloom i don’t focus my mind on making it bloom, and so i don’t attract the angels who would in turn keep it from blooming. instead i bide my time and eventually the flower usually blooms. although i didn’t do anything, it still bloomed because of me, because of my intentional lack of interference. so i can do anything and make anything happen pretty much by just not doing it, so the angels don’t come, and letting it happen on its own, since everything happens on its own eventually. this takes more patience than i have though so sometimes i do interfere, and when god sends angels to stop me i just look the angels in the eyes and eye contact is lethal to an angel so it kills them.

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

Cheap wine + balcony early evening sun + slightly disappointing book about shoe fetishism = it's summer babyyyyy

it wasnt good :(

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.