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sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

(me for a decade straight) okay today’s gonna be different

you only like this because the sum of your experiences and time alive predispositioned you to enjoying it

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast