the station to spring

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

it's about being an instrument of truth by your own will. the guy who ingested helicobacter pylori to establish a clear causal link between it and the formation of gastric ulcers understood this too

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

we need to ban Weather

im going to sentence myself to a no-walking day tomorrow 2 see if it helps

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

sometimes i will see a piece of art depicting a dark and stormy night and i will see a post that's like "if you look closely, you can see it is a dark and stormy night, consequently the tone we should read is that of a dark and stormy mood....very clever!" and everyone will be like :0! i didn't think about it that way! and i have to physically restrain myself from being a huge cunt online for no reasons about something that literally does not matter even a little bit. but it weights on me

Went to John Donne Island and turns out it wasn’t an island at all, but a piece of the continent, a part of the main.