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Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
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#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
because sharks are smooth their skin reduces drag
tag from @bugboylikes:
#what the fuck is west side story about
the cinematography….

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Least surprising thing I've ever learned from a Wikipedia article
People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify
218. Anxiety
Art in the Age of Digital Puritanism (2022) by Iness Rychlik The artist reposted it in 2024 "because it feels relevant in social media today".

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
guessing game go, you might not know the exact species but you do know the general sort of thing involved here
the culprit:
gecko! the weird teeth are joins where the tail can break away cleanly when dropped 🦎
NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
100% this.
If someone sat next to you on the bus/in a coffee shop and sang bullshit in your ear all the way home/while you were trying to work you'd be rightfully pissed off.
If you're playing shit on your phone out loud you're just doing the technology equivalent of ranting in a stranger's ear. You're being an ass and you need to fucking stop.
This is true. The frontal lobe uses as much as 30% of your daily caloric intake. Imagine if every day, you had to max out on frontal lobe usage just to cope with reality. It puts the nervous system into a stress situation and this further affects the body’s ability to use calories efficiently.
Being neurodivergent or disabled means masking, and masking is incredibly difficult for the body. It’s also very demanding on the brain.
Also “you don’t look autistic” is fucking stupid and ableist to say.
Running ActLikePeople.Exe is fucking EXHAUSTING, let alone ActLikePeopleExpect.
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Fuck I hate this shit
From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....
"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."
This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?
I cannot emphasize enough how much the European Union legal minimum for vacations is 5 weeks.