get eviled by the weasel.

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks