get eviled by the weasel.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

im so mad because why have i never gotten the other ones and just the rainbow pride flag

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

they should make the strongest guy ever and the weakest guy ever have a fight so we can see who wins

on the other hand the weak guy is basically done in one if he gets hit

unless he survives that hit then its like he has another chance

ive thought about this for over 1 minute now and theres basically no way the strong guy wins

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out