The UK just got its first proper use of the emergency alert system.
Your phone screams at you and displays an urgent message. There is a button to dismiss it.
What this means:
"Here is a message the UK government has decided it is of vital importance the majority of the public are aware of immediately. You can only read it on the screen of a device which is actively making as distressing a noise as we can force out of it. The only way to stop the screaming to make it easier to parse what is on the screen is to dismiss the message."
A+ design.
If you missed what it was because you pressed the STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME button before you were able to parse what the thing it was screaming about was, don't start fires, the country's a fucking tinderbox. Your barbecue will wait.
There's also a history of alerts buried deep in your phone settings.
But which arsetrumpet decided "EVERYTHING'S TOO DRY NO FIRES" was worth the _emergency alert_ system.
At first I assumed "oh shit something in my town is On Fire and I need to do things" because, y'know, Emergency Alert.
Yeah, I assumed the emergency alert was, "someone decided to have a bbq in the tinder dry park down the road from you and now you need to evacuate because of an active blaze in your vicinity." Not just, please don't be an idiot with matches right now.
Feel like brief yelling followed by 30-45 seconds of silence to let your read the fucking message before you dismiss it and then more yelling if you haven't dismissed it in case you didn't realise what the fucking noise was would be a much better design.
Or like your first stab at the dismiss button just turns the yelling off and then you have to dismiss it again to actually get rid of the message. After your brain has stopped ringing long enough to understand words again.


















