women dont need men, die mad

sure yaoi is great but in reality men don't deserve happiness

Spiritually we’re in my car listening to music together in a parking lot

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

I LOVE silencing queer voices

It's like i always say *retches*

Just think, one day your wife is cleaning the cat litter and she gets a worm in her, and that worm ends up in her brain. The next thing that happens is she gets an idea in there, too. And it's hard to say whether that idea is really hers or it's just the worm. And it makes her do certain things. Predator things. Eventually, you realize that she isn't the same person anymore. She's not the person that she used to be. It's gotta make you wonder, whether you're really married to her... or married to the worm. – Possessor (2020) dir. Brandon Cronenberg

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade