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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks
HAPPY PRIDE
“Hey Trinity! I’m not sure if you saved my number, but this is Mel from work. I had a lot of fun the other night at karaoke, thank you so much for inviting me! I was wondering if you would like to hang out again sometime? I think you and I both have the next few days off, and my sister Becca is spending the weekend with her boyfriend. No worries if you’re busy! I know this is pretty sudden haha. Just let me know, and have a good weekend 😊”
“@ drag brunch pull thru” *Trinity Santos shared her location*
simply dont monday

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Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.
Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | IN THROES OF INCREASING WONDER…
:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]
:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.
:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?
:3!!!
You have the secret knowledge my friend
The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…
Like this almost
You understand the treasures!
despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp
Is a tiny cat playing a harp blasé to you people?? You don't even have time to give her a little like for her recital 🥺?
[Video description: a video of a cat sitting on a table and biting at the strings of a harp. She plays three notes before someone says: "What a song, Luna!" End description.]
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[ID: Screenshot of this tweet and follow up tweet by "noumenaut | respect women take them to the noumies" handle: @ noumenaughty, tweeted on 6:35pm on 20th August 2024.
The first tweet reads:
daniel: you have ptsd louis, shaking his head, laughing gently: daniel... it's not like that. with vampires, it's... armand: smiling gently: it's complex daniel, nodding: cptsd louis: no,
The follow up tweet reads:
the entire interview is daniel being like you have TRAUMA from all the TRAUMATIC EVENTS. AND you're STUPID and louis squinting at armand like no i... don't think so? i think i'm doing something different to that. and armand is like (nodding) he's doing something different to that
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i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags
guy at the doctor's office filling out intake forms: "what's my sexual orientation... who knows. fuck that shit"
Spring garden.
Yokohama, Japan.
Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

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A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end
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