You just get used to it, like weather.

what if you were a BROKE waitress with CRIMINAL records in DIFFERENT countries and there are RATS falling off of the ceiling of your SHITTY apartment and a BILLIONAIRE who turns out to be a VAMPIRE stalks you but he is GAY so he doesnt wanna FUCK you instead he wants you to ROLEPLAY as the DEAD girl who used to be his DAUGHTER SISTER

"He is very beautiful." being in the Image Description is killing me 😭

Louis shaking his head and frowning so we know he doesn't approve...right. You're not fooling anyone, bud.

Armand showing up to the bowling alley saying “it’s me” is so funny. Thank you for that Armand, I thought it was Santiago.

He's establishing his presence

I actually love the Louis and Regina subplot because it really is a continuation of the way Louis has always treated women, as a source of emotional labour that he can throw money at and have them make him feel better. It’s Miss Lily all over again, it’s “paying a whore to sit in a room and talk with him”. Making Claudia was always about Louis’ feelings under the pretence of saving her from the fire. He wants to save Regina from poverty but it’s all to make himself feel better. She sees through him but she’s so broke that she can’t afford to say no