@Coalesce on Artfight

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag

Or vids of me dying and getting my head ripped off and stuff

i keep seeing those for some reason

Everyone seems to like it

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.