@Coalesce on Artfight

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

does ringo starr still have the elf stones? i feel like he’s had them for a while but i don’t really pay much attention to that kind of thing

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

is that a ufo in your pants or am i bad at identifying your penis that is flying

world is harsh and bleak but the plants outside are still blooming despite it all and maybe that can be reason enough not to resign oneself to bedrot

bro youll NEVER guess what all my violence keeps begeting 🤦‍♀️

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that