The World Will Turn Away, And Leave You Behind

thinking of getting into oppression. what are some beginner-friendly people to oppress

i love when healing powers are a bit fucked up…. you didn’t set those bones back into place so now it’s been healed over extremely wrong but extra fast. healing magic that just speeds up the healing process which means it’s actually painful. a learner starts healing somebody with an arrow wound not knowing that you need to remove the arrow first so now the wound has magically healed around the arrow. using healing magic to prevent somebody from dying only to keep attacking them again and the cycle repeats. it’s good……….

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

​I've got a bad fucking case of it

just in general

For the last time I'm not being a hypocrite. My labubus aren't people. I put the souls of my previous pets in there so that they can live forever. Kitty cats are not people.

And I didn't bring up your friend whose pokemon cards manifest actual pokemon when played because frankly I'm not familiar enough with the franchise to make that judgement. Especially after he got rid of the smiling little man.