in space no one can hear you cream

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.

God forbid women read a lame book with sex

people have been writing fucked up erotica for hundreds of years. of all porn consumption habits to label as an addiction i think reading erotica books is like.. one of the least applicable examples and written erotica is one of the least exploitative forms of porn out there. stop pathologizing things that give you ick, you're allowed to just say you dislike something

you guys are not progressive you're just mormons in disguise

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say