in space no one can hear you cream

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

Why did Armand pretend to be Muslim

The funniest thing is Daniel asking him "how many names for Allah are there" like that's not Islam 101

WHAT IS THIS SHOW ABTT

Armands journey in Islam and Sheikh Daniel testing his knowledge

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"