in space no one can hear you cream

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

"are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first 9 month of your mortal life in?" im the first person in my bloodline to hear this sentence

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

looked up celebrities with my sun moon and rising and didn’t recognize anyone so i guess i’m the most famous of us all

for those of you curious

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is