The hole in your heart is unholy

i had a dream recently that i posted on tumblr about me speeding and then the cops found it and used it to get me a speeding ticket and then i contested the ticket by pulling up another tumblr post where i claimed i did 9/11 and my point was that i make shit up on tumblr all the time and as such all of my tumblr posts should be inadmissible and this case should be dismissed but it had the opposite effect and the judge sentenced me to over 3000 life sentences for the people.i killed when i did 9/11

Item: animated shoe, but not animated in like a helpful way

rotting

still rotting

currently rotting

rotting again

Fridge vegetable push notifications

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all

Changing pronouns during sex, forcing you to change yours to parry the homosexuality with the right timing

Bisexual iframes

she suck my excalibur until I camelot

How… on earth… does Tumblr have an image reaction… for EVERYTHING!?

unrestrained summer fun

Forbidden. Forshitten.