Foxes and t4t incest.

little miss instantlossbait would like to tell you that "things clicked into place so immediately it was kinda scary"

"I'm really struggling to fall asleep" is one of the top ten ways someone can activate my prey drive tbh

Reallyyyyy? Well, how about you just get comfortable, and let your breathing settle down into a nice rhythm, and then just listen to my murmurs for a bit?

i'm really struggling to fall asleep.

i am transfem ralsei’s #1 supporter however as a brazilian i cannot take people calling her transei seriously i am so sorry

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

Who the fuck integrated falling over cutely and showing your panties and getting embarrassed over it into my army's march drills???? It's cute but they keep doing it while on campaign and it really slows us down!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry about ittttt it's fine, anyway I'm gonna do stuff you now and redo it every time okie?

<333

also just. insane to see right up against each other that a trans womans smile is what is "violating tumblrs user guidelines"

super creek is fat. okay?

Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow

Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld

Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.

They could keep him in a little terrarium