wadda hell….. bulbasaur

we do not give hayley williams enough flowers for being able to give a vocal performance so powerful and emotional that it sounds like shes screaming so hard she might throw up without compromising how pleasant her voice is to listen to.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

image: tags. #i worked at a christian sex store and it would be called like asses little secret. end ID.

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

writers really will spend twenty minutes pacing around the kitchen thinking “this scene is genius” and then sit down to type and suddenly remember approximately three words and one emotional vibe

whatever shapewear/nylon garment that gerard is wearing under their pants but above their shirt for some reason keeps getting more and more high waisted every time i see it. it's going to be up to her tits by the next show