wadda hell….. bulbasaur

sorry but can you fucking imagine being mikey way and having a mental breakdown and leaving mid-album writing process so that you don’t die and then coming back after you’ve gotten some help and your brother & your band are like “hey we wrote a song for you while you were gone” and then they play you famous last words? like what do you even DO with yourself. i think i would just sit down right on the floor and sob tbh

a couple months ago you were sneaking into your big brother’s room in the middle of the night to sleep on the floor bc you were too terrified to sleep in your own room and now he’s singing that “i see you lying next to me” bridge at you (which is one of THEEEEE bridges of all time) like what are you supposed to DO. how did he not simply spontaneously combust. genuinely

long live is fine and all but god. i really hope the last two bowl shows are just a swarm style free for all

btw if i was doing the modern carrie retelling. i wouldn't do what the guy is doing. but i would make carrie's mother still religious and abusive but she's also one of those fundie influencers who mommyblog and post their kids. and when carrie gets her period it's not at school but it's a tiktok her mother made about it that everyone sees. and carrie explodes every person's phone who looked at it and it blows up in their face. and she's still fat

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

No theyre not disorders theyre winning conditions. Ill get 1.5x exp and 1.2x gold at the end of my life

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

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Oh, another thing that I personally discovered after bottom surgery: vaginal odor changes for trans women during our periods too. I was not expecting that because I always thought it was just from menstruation. But nope, the ph levels of a trans woman's vagina are the same of as a cis woman's vagina, and it changes during our periods just the same.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.