wadda hell….. bulbasaur

welcome to the black parade has been cast so thoroughly as this stereotypical emo anthem and then you listen to it and it's like no you guys don't get it this is so fucking good

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on

the pinof kiss being real is making me fucking spiral how were all the most unhinged phannie theories from 2015 real. how did all those teenage girls clock them with the power of a thousand suns

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

thank you The Beatles

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

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