some of my opps are black some of my opps are 6

steven universe

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

im having a boner and it's yours

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

i should invent a bicycle with square wheels that cant move and take it to the tour de france and spend 24 hrs at the starting line trying to pedal it while in full aerodynamic posture and at some point ill tip over and bust the frame to which my highly dedicated and sponsored team quickly brings out another square wheeled bike

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least