how fleeting are all human passions

DESPERATE for a zip-up jacket with minoan pottery print. this is a product only i would ever wear but god would i wear it

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

yj2019 could've been so good if it was good

a monster isn't evil like a man, it's evil like a drought.