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Someday, Elon Musk's Wikipedia page will be edited to read "was" instead of "is."

cant find a working stream rn killing myself

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

when the girl has a penis and is an animal. someone add an image

mein gott... es ist ratatouille

This is AMAZING.

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

By far the most successful assassin in history, tbh. It's like if someone bodied Reagan and a month later we got police/drug reforms