dut dut dut

- Sun Wukong

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

people do not like this one . And for that i would like to say youre welcome

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

where….where are the notes……

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

certified iconic post

World Heritage Post

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

US defaultism is insane yesterday l said on a discord server “it’s winter but I’m not cold. whyyy...” and they responded “dude it’s summer. it’s july” and then proceeded to DOUBLE DOWN when I explained that they were thinking of the wrong hemisphere

I also mentioned wanting to move down south to a colder area of the country and a DIFFERENT PERSON told me “south? nah, that’s hotter. move up north if you want to be cold. down south you’re closer to the equator, so it’s hotter.” haha ohh okay thanks. what

a different DIFFERENT person went “wait the southern hemisphere has a different season order???” how do you go 21 years of life without knowing how your own planet works…. I don’t understand………. dude… save me

important context. all three of these interactions occured within 2 minutes. I don’t understand

pffff. well. i guess your pussy is cool. it looks structurally sound and well-made.

hey girl your pussy looks load-bearing

MY GOD

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

Scroll back up, that is PAINT

lets All lock in starting Right Now