Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

#harrianthe stabbing scene @carys-the-ninth

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

The problem with doing Odyssey adaptations is they already did O Brother Where Art Thou

i love the train. why doesn’t everywhere have trains.

Unhealthy ships in a fandom are a bioindicator. They're like finding caterpillars on your produce. You may not want to consume them---you may even find them disgusting---but if they aren't there at all, you know that stuff is COVERED in toxicity.

There are some people in the reblogs saying "too many caterpillars are unhealthy too though!" but they are WRONG. You can always remove a caterpillar but you can't wash off pesticide

#this is a metaphor for 'you can dldr as many fics as you want but you can't avoid people who come to you to make you feel bad'

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

when you think about it, the real power fantasy of lancer is that the printers work