Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

james ortiz is the only person who will see the light of heaven

every day I give thanks for the fact that the performer getting interview and podcast spots to talk about rocky hailmary is a latino gay person who a) has heard of gender and b) knows how to analyze a fucking script. imagine what kind of world we could be living in if they'd recast rocky's voice with an average hollywood A-lister and we were hearing their takes instead. we could be in actual biblical hell right now.

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

people who do a PhD are running from something

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

when will staff add a teleport to mutual feature