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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66286177
Second Eliot/reader smut offering, kinky, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did imagining it, etc....

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When he was a teenager Eliot learned to line dance (because he grew up in the south, of course he knew) and years later can still pull it off decently well.
Yeah I can see it! He thinks line dancing is kinda corny but he's not above using his skills to pull hotties who show up in cowboy hats and boots (whether worn ironically or unironically). Like you know that man has gotten a lifetime's worth of mileage out of "Save a horse, ride a cowboy," and is not above using it in a variety of contexts.
*Obligatory I think line dancing is a country thing and not a southern thing, I didn't grow up in either of those cultures but my impression is that they're pretty distinct and idk that Oklahomans consider themselves "southern"? Tumblr anthropologists, weigh in?
Agree that line dancing is a very country thing IN ADDITION to also being a southern thing (lots of overlap)
As to whether or not Oklahomans consider themselves southern, I'm actually qualified to answer! I've lived here for almost 20 years, and there is a bit of argument as to whether we're more upper south (definitely not deep south), midwest, or plains. Some areas are more one thing or another (good map to demonstrate that here), but most commentators agree that we're more southern than anything else (linguisticly, culturally, religiously, and so on and so on)
All that to say, Eliot grew up in the country(ish. Very small town) AND the south. He 100% knows several different line dances
This is awesome! Thank you for the clarification! 🫶 Filing all this away... 😊
Leverage S05E07 The Real Fake Car Job.
Do we have a canonical (or someone's excellent headcanon) reason for this ridiculousness of a car? I have always wondered. It's so...distinctive, seems at odds with their whole lifestyle. Maybe he just "knows someone" anywhere he goes that can hook him up with a vehicle better suited for various needs? Maybe it's the car he always wanted as a kid? Maybe he won it in a poker game and getting a new paint job seems excessive? Thoughts? Links to existing discourse (I'm sure it's gotta be out there somewhere)?
Pretty sure Eliot is a car guy. If I remember correctly, there is also an episode in leverage redemption where Harry borrows one of his expensive cars for a con. I think there is also another episode in OG leverage where Nate borrows one of Eliot's cars but don't quote me. I haven't rewatched recently enough to remember
Oh look at that, time for another rewatch 😊
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text: I was so caught up in corpses I forgot sex existed
Dana Scully be like
apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

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being offered ai at every turn
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]
Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty
Not sure I've ever seen a more Eliot Spencer-coded post 🥦 👊
New favorite Leverage screencap
[id: a screencap of Sophie Devereaux, defensively saying, "No. I'm not committing any crimes." /end id]
Committing is such an ugly word. Artistically interpreting, innovatively embodying, creatively implementing - much more like it.
just watched the mummy for the first time and I'm so glad it's literally just an audhd girlie infodumping the entire movie while a handsome man with nice hair stares at her adoringly
Ahh yes: my deepest fantasy 🥰
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The um. Well, there's another closely related one which, uh. Being stared at adoringly by another audhd girlie who loves to infodump and who is both physically and intellectually attractive to you. tugs nervously at shirt collar

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hello beloveds ☺️
made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to
You are appreciated
i think it's very important that people know how common undereating is, esp. for feminized people, and how the lower calorie requirements for "women" are bullshit. you don't need to have a restrictive eating disorder (a psychiatric disability in which your relationship with food + body image is dangerous to your health [sometimes deadly] and prohibits you from participating in your daily life, forming relationships, and so on) to not be eating enough.
you could go your whole life not eating enough and not die or get really sick, but just be tired and grumpy a lot, or perform worse, or have brain fog, or a million other things. like there are so many gradations between "should have a snack" and "has a severe eating disorder". maybe you don't have an eating disorder, but you should still start eating more than iced coffee for breakfast. try it sometime!
Eliot Spencer jumping in to cut off Breanna Casey mid-diatribe like...
Only to catch himself like, "Oh shit, I'm mansplaining, I started mansplaining, didn't I?"
And everyone's around the table nodding.
"Guess I better up my game for dinner tonight, huh?" (More nodding.)
"Sorry, Breanna. Back to you." <grumbles inwardly in self-chastisement> Definitely overshot the mark on that "not talkin' enough about stuff I care about" thing...goddammit.
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(Next time, he just nods vigorously as she's speaking, only pointing to her and offering a succinct, "What she said," once she's done. Nods all around the table this time, too - centering Breanna in the agreement.)
Fuzzy Eliot appreciation post
Harry Wilson: What took you so long to answer your phone?!
Eliot Spencer: My fingers were covered in blood, and the touch screen wouldn't work!
Harry:
Harry: Forget I asked...
i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like
Eliot healing people with food is one of my comfort thoughts.

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Nathan Ford: "Fatherless Behaviour" they say.
Nate: Trust me, him being there was the whole issue
@raointean is on a goddamn roll and I'm here for all of it 💜
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