https://archiveofourown.org/works/66286177
Second Eliot/reader smut offering, kinky, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did imagining it, etc....

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything

#extradirty

Product Placement
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
todays bird

roma★
i don't do bad sauce passes

titsay
taylor price

trying on a metaphor

Misplaced Lens Cap

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66286177
Second Eliot/reader smut offering, kinky, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did imagining it, etc....

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Sometimes you gotta get down to brass tacks
Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through
I’m so emo about parker and hardison and eliot being so solitary and they always work alone and they never are part of teams and “one show only, no encores” and then they meet nate and each other and immediately want to work together forever. parker doesn’t trust other people but she trusts and cares and loves hardison and eliot.
eliot has literally killed people and things he’s going to be on his own forever but then gets these two pseudo little siblings who he’s responsible for, and he’s totally cool with parker practically sitting in his lap and jumping out of windows on top of him and hardison babbling in geek in his ear and he has a special handshake with hardison. and hardison was always the most adjusted of the three but finally has people around him that respect what he does and care about his nerdy references and trusts him to do his job
hardison’s the first one to say they’re a little more than a team and eliot thinks hardison’s the smartest person he’s ever known and parker is finally able to figure out emotions bc of hardison and eliot. the rundown job is everything 2 me because the three of them can handle themselves without nate and sophie if they have to, and they can work together as a three-person team and rely on each other to do something as big as stopping a terrorist attack, because they’re family. this show took them from “one show only, no encores” to “for better or worse, we change together"
if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

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“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior
Leverage Rewatch: 4.10 The Queen’s Gambit Job
what's a little sadomasochism between friends
blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way
Dana Scully-coded posts 🫀
There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!
But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!
This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).
Anyway this is a post about fandom.

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I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars
S01E01: *the only thing that could get them all in the same place at the same time is not getting paid* S02E01: *the only thing that could get them all in the same place at the same time is showing up to support Sophie at one of her shows*
I love how we watch the family finding itself and knitting itself together step by step by step!
love leverage because they'll be all "let's commit judicial fraud to teach one of our loved ones a lesson about empathy"
Obsessed that Eliot can canon sing
One of my all time fave episodes. For obvious reasons.
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!
hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!
excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism
great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️
hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?
@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?
95 at present, more on the way :)
hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!
hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?
hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖
hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!
hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee
HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️
Me loving and respecting the unexpected influx of frog content that's been coming across my dash 🐸 Serious nerd appreciation here

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The Power of Leverage
Hey, so many of you are familiar with fix-it fanfiction, the superglue which holds together the hearts canon has shattered, right? Well, I have a point to make. As of right now (1-28-2020), there are 6,659 fanfictions in the Leverage category on AO3. You know how many of those are fix-it fics? 25. A measly 0.38% of Leverage fanfiction is tagged as fix-it. For comparison, 2.20% of MCU fanfiction and 1.25% of Supernatural fanfiction are fix-its.
So yeah, Leverage is so amazing that hardly anything needs to be fixed. But we already knew that. No, it gets better. Of those 25 fix-it fanfictions, 16 (64%) of them are actually fix-its for OTHER fandoms. Leverage has been used in fix-its for White Collar, The Walking Dead, Coupling (UK), The Flash, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, Kings, Person of Interest, Pacific Rim, Once Upon a Time, The Losers, Merlin, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the actual 2016 US election (yeah, that).
The point here, being, not only is Leverage’s own canon one of the most perfect to grace television, it is so brilliant that it can literally bust in and fix everyone else’s canon as well.
The bit about fixing other fandoms literally made me laugh out loud. Maybe more of a cackle. I love this show so much
Parker: *to the heartbroken or otherwise traumatised characters of other franchises* You are suffering under a tremendous weight. We provide… leverage.
Eliot busting in to fix your canon
Hey, so, I re-ran the numbers and as of 4am on 6/9/26:
In the Leverage (US TV 2008) fandom only (so not including US TV 2008 & Related Fandoms or Redemption) there are currently 12,309 fics. (Nearly double Jan 2020, go us).
Filtering for “Fix-it” brings us down to 85 or 0.69% (noice).
Excluding Crossovers puts us down to 27 fics total. That means that out of the 85 fix-its, only 32% are to fix the Leverage Canon itself and out of all 12k Leverage fics, only 0.22% are to fix Leverage Canon itself.
Meanwhile, Supernatural is sitting at 8,657/320,089 or 2.70% and the MCU is 13,675/635,920 or 2.15%.
And that’s me being generous by Excluding Crossovers. I’m willing to bet a bunch of those Crossovers in both are other fandoms coming in to fix the Supernatural and MCU canons. Almost certainly the more than in the Leverage + Crossover fics. Someone who’s better at tag filtering or has a longer attention span than me can sift through all 3k-ish fics with Crossovers to get the exact numbers! 😂