https://archiveofourown.org/works/66286177
Second Eliot/reader smut offering, kinky, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did imagining it, etc....

izzy's playlists!

@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Kaledo Art

Discoholic 🪩
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Origami Around
AnasAbdin
cherry valley forever
Keni
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
styofa doing anything

roma★

★

PR's Tumblrdome
Claire Keane


seen from Spain

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Italy

seen from Japan

seen from Australia

seen from Algeria

seen from United States

seen from Brazil
seen from United Kingdom
@lapsangsouchong52
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66286177
Second Eliot/reader smut offering, kinky, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did imagining it, etc....

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hardison and Parker as The Doctor and Rose © artgyrl
So freaking cute!!
Round 3, Poll 6: Bethany Noble vs Kid Jones
Bethany Noble Episode: 2x13 The Future Job Character: Tara Two years ago, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. The doctors removed it, but ever since, I guess you could say I was twice blessed. With renewed life, and with this gift.
Kid Jones Episode: 2x02 The Tap-Out Job Character: Eliot What's he paying you, three-and-threes? Five-and-fives? You under contract? Sort of. I owe him money. So you're his grunt. You're working it off. I collect debts, you know. Work security, bust noses. Sometimes he lets me fight.
Best alias?
Bethany Noble
Kid Jones
Ohhh this is a tough one too! Had to vote for my guy but Tara's alias here is also one of my faves.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"Let me run this. We track the calls, find out whoever it is."
Leverage S02E12 The Zanzibar Marketplace Job.
The way that Hardison doesn’t even blink and both Tara and Parker have those little shifts that clearly convey “are you fucking kidding”
*The team in the middle of a job*
Harry Wilson: It’s beautiful out here.
Breanna Casey: And quiet.
Parker: Too quiet.
Sophie Devereaux: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Eliot with a bear in a headlock*
Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it
one of many reasons why i simply do not care if women’s literature (particularly romance) is merely “wish fulfillment” is that that so-called wish fulfillment is often a solace for women in terrible situations, especially with their male partners. i often think about l.m. montgomery and one of her more obscure romance novels, the blue castle, when it comes to this conversation. castle is pretty much unadulterated fantasy, and the theme of personal emancipation is strong - a young woman, overlooked and downtrodden by her family and the men around her, is diagnosed with a fatal heart disease and decides to make the most of the year she has left. she escapes her family, hangs out with “riff raff”, does and wears what she wants, leaves her church, and marries a man for love despite his terrible reputation. in the end, the woman finds out that she was misdiagnosed and that her husband is actually the son of a millionaire, making all of her dreams come true at once. it does seem ridiculously convenient from an outside perspective; but in light of l.m.’s unhappy marriage to a dour misogynist, her lifelong yearning for a man who wasn’t considered good enough by her family, and the age and culture she lived in valuing a woman’s propriety and respectability above her personal freedom and happiness, it’s not hard to see how the blue castle would have been extremely cathartic to write. i often see this idea of romance novels being the fantasies of unhappy married women posited as something shameful and ridiculous when finding an escape in “unrealistic” dreams is a totally understandable reaction to feeling unfulfilled.
Gotta have your daily affirmations

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Dude. Nate Ford saying ‘I didn’t kill you. G-d killed you. I just made sure it took’ is deadass mental as fuck
ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever
guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you
So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. 🎉.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE
via @kagaminilen
[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]
Here you go @a-bit-too-dyscrasic
BOBA YAGA I'm dyinggggg
But also seems like something the Leverage team might do??
Eliot commenting that Nate behaves as if he's never been shot
And that means that Sophie told everyone that she shot Nate c:

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Round 3, Poll 2: Willie Riker vs Coach Brewer
Willie Riker Episode: 5x03 The First Contact Job Character: Eliot Hey, man, they’re coming for us, all right? They want to breed with us. They want to have superbabies. Lenny was right. Oh, I was passed out in my sleeping bag about 80 Miles outside of Eli, Nevada, and me and my buddy Lenny I was telling you about, we started hearing twisted metal and seeing green auras and smelling burning rubber…
Coach Brewer Episode: 2x04 The Fairy Godparents Job Character: Eliot Mr. Brewer, he will craft your children's bodies into the proper mind-vessels through exercise and nutrition. Eliot had trouble adjusting, all right? But he found a way to make his style work in this setting, so… Hai! Pain! Honor! Strength! All right. Come at me!
Best alias?
Willie Riker
Coach Brewer
No wrong answers friends let's goooooo
Round 3, Poll 1: Definitely Not John McClane vs Dave
Definitely Not John McClane Episode: 4x17 The Radio Job Character: Eliot Who am I? I’m just a fly in the ointment, pal, okay? An off-duty cop from Boston caught in the wrong place at the right time.
Dave Episode: 1x05 The Mile High Job Character: Hardison I have the attitude problem? No, brother, no, you got the attitude problem, okay? I gave my heart and my soul to this damn company, and this is how you repay me? And on my birthday!
Best alias?
Definitely Not John McClane
Dave
I did vote for Eliot here but I wouldn't be mad at all if Hardison winds up winning this particular one!