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Second Eliot/reader smut offering, kinky, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did imagining it, etc....
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66286177
Second Eliot/reader smut offering, kinky, hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did imagining it, etc....

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people
If there's anything Leverage has ever taught me is that the key to getting into places you're not supposed to is a hi-vis vest, an off-putting attitude, and a shit ton of confidence
r/actlikeyoubelong for more ideas...😎
The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.

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Leverage S03E08 The Boost Job.
The banter 🩵 but also the natural hair texture on Eliot here 💙
Horrible slowly dawning realization that you are the blorbo
Horrible slowly
dawning realization that
you are the blorbo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Self-insert fanfic writers be like
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(it's me I'm self-insert fanfic writers 🙃)
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it
Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
(anon submission)
Paramilitary member?? Uh...OK sentient wheel thing that clearly reads my blog 👀 😅

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Your friends’ lives hang in the balance and you’re gonna take your cues off a punch-up artist instead of me?
Still one of Eliot’s SEXIEST scenes. Anyone who disagrees can fight me tbh.
Yessss. All of his little fucking microexpressions. And then when he says, "That's my job." Mmmph.
The shirt being the exact color of his eyes is just a bonus. Also his ponytail. So perfect.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
I could use some luck
i don't even particularly like genre romance, but it's always so weird to see people (usually, though not always, men) going 'you know REAL LIFE men don't act like the men in romance novels, right???' as if it's a gotcha.
like, yeah. obviously. real life women don't act like the women in romance novels either. it's a genre with extremely stylized and predictable character beats that exist to serve the romantic arc rather than to deeply explore or accurately reproduce human behavior. this complaint makes about as much sense as superciliously sneering that small english towns don't ACTUALLY have a murder every other week for the local eccentric to investigate.
Real life men don't act like that? Yeah dumbass. WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE READING THE FUCKING BOOKS??
there's an old anne rice interview circulating on twitter rn that i remember reading ages ago where she makes a pretty salient point about how submissive men who have bdsm fantasies etc will go to a sex worker and basically order the ala carte version of their fantasy to be performed in real life but women don't really have that same option and certainly not at the same point of availability so they read her horny books instead. and honestly that argument has been in the back of my mind every time people get on their high horses about the popularity of booktok romantasy novels or heated rivalry or whatever the "women are horny and we're upset about that" cultural property du jour is ever since. women, especially straight women, have so few outlets for their sexual desires, especially if they have a partner who doesn't share them, and i will never understand why "someone ELSE'S private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it, even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all" is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people.
Okay this is actually such an important point. (Also AO3's tagging system has ruined me for all other formats and sources of erotic content sorry. [Yes, I know it's not just for that.])
Best gif ever because no you don't need any context or subtitles, what is wrong with you. Are you not too distracted by his lips to care what's coming out of them*? Look at that hair. That is some good hair. What more do you need.
*Though tbh the Oklahoma accent and smart, strategic, and/or quippy lines aren't bad either...

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not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore
Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.
AI can never compete with the three mental illnesses in a trenchcoat that are the true identity of all good writers ✨