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They were cooking with this interpretation actually

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

hail, bestie! what news of the northern realms hath you to deliver!

absolute vibes my esteemed friend!

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

the intimacy of having your efforts reciprocated in the same intensity and with the same tenderness

ca:tws coded

the extremely ominous part in the middle where he picked up a hammer and just held it for a minute like he was threatening the car into compliance

@identifying-cars-in-posts

2008-2017 Wuling Rongguang/Chevrolet N300