They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

flex on em

EXCUSE ME?

at the start i thought that was the god damn kracken grabbing their ship

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

why does the burger king app have quests

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

Not even a good price ….

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment