i don't particularly want to die

Moving is sewwwww stressful and I have to be out and in the new place in TWO days. But I will be dropping 62 bucks on some uniqlo jeans.

when your mom has borderline 😐

The Jesus and Mary chain now is NOT the time

The weirdest faux feminist psyop has got to be the one where people say there's literally no difference at all between men and women's natural, untampered body strength and that women are just as strong as men ACKCHYUALLY. Like okay so we're going to inadvertently blame women for the domestic abuse statistics all over the world because they're too weak-minded to pick up a dumbbell and get as jacked as their abuser lmfao.

Wishing I was a small,.warm bean. Preferably black or garbanzo.

Barfed for the first time in front of people due to drunk

Not even joking even a little bit I think if I knew Jodi Arias in middle and high school we'd be beat friends

Anyone bitching and moaning about turning 20 should be sent to a labor camp. You do not have real problems.

When the low blood sugar dissociation hits the crying and sobbing will soon be on the way too and then the embarrassment of tweaking the fuck out even though you barely remember it hits because all you needed was to eat breakfast. Humiliating.