Bringing this one back, while I’m reminded.

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

what compelled you to do this

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

wats he doin

His best

Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek