Love you till kingdom come

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

U gotta shoot your shot every couple of years in case theyve had mold growing in the house

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general