beneath the bebop moon

Sensitive white boy on a quest for truth

you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centres you. oh yeah none of that shit matters. I love you

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

i have a new trendy suffix to introduce. -shed: "the area from which this resource flows to a given point". as in watershed, but the hydrologists are not content to stop there. the best usage i've seen so far is "problemshed", which is roughly "the area causing problems for a given point". very useful concept tbh

official linguistics post

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

Today is the 77th commemoration of the Nakba so here is your reminder that the Nakba never ended and that all arguments that attempt to legitimize and justify the existence of the zionist settler state necessarily justify the Nakba.

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

This is one of the ones that hit and was getting spread around in my final stages of my egg finally cracking for the last time and me coming out. I cried back then. Crying a touch now still, for different reasons.