i rlly dont want the theater industry to die. seeing a movie is like?? a hard emotional reset when i need it most. get away from my family + my house and sit in big dark room for 2 hours eating overpriced food???? that is the closest i will get to heaven before i die. i love movie theaters so much. please God let them live

being bi is just having a crush on a girl and being like “damn if i only i was a hot mediocre dude with cheekbones then she would like me :/” and then YOU end up ALSO being attracted to hot mediocre dudes with cheekbones…..the self betrayal

y’all on uquiz be like “pick from these ten paragraph sized quotes” like i’m not jared 19

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

dark wikipedia show me evil worms with bad intent

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny

a big part of growing up is wanting to gather every person you’ve ever been mean to and say “I’m sorry!! It wasn’t worth it!! It wasn’t worth being mean!!! I’m sorry!!!” but you can’t, so just be kind from now on

passover and easter gonna have some weird vibes this year, y’all

Me, smearing lamb’s blood on my door to ward off plague: oh wait there’s a holiday happening?

Urbanites see animals who have become human dependent for food wandering into cities looking for food and be like “Wow the earth is healing”

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

all the tom nook benevolent housing provider vs exploitative loan shark discourse fails to acknowledge one crucial fact, which is that he is a small and fat little creature