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reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

This your cousin? What team is he in?

"vampires will never hurt you" what if I want the vampires to hurt me. What if I want the vampires to f

getting 0 likes on a textpost means i had a thought so original no one could relate

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

a platypus palette?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

one of the odd things about tumblr is you can post something that is clearly ridiculous and clearly photoshopped (in a way that makes it obvious to me at least that it wasn’t an attempt to pass it off as real) and people will like… accept it without hesitation

i was halfway to responding to this sincerely before i realized i never said that

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!