DroolyWhirlpool

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

"Everyone get weirder and be proud of it" challenge starts now

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

Feet

Horny for WOMEN today.

I have a suggestion

Reminder that vore is a fetish/kink, and as such this blog is 18+

im always saying this

Are you sure you're evil? You seem pretty alright to me :3

im the original isv pred. you know nothing newbie. i get veterans discounts at the vore store

I hate to say it but, init is isv, she's the true elder vore queen here

feeding myself to the wolves to atone for my mistake

...you two still open for suggestions?

I think I know a way for everyone to get along...

The Fujoshi hypnotist has a suggestion for ending the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

Indeed I do

am i hypnotized or inflating you need to make up your mind

Whatever you may hear, I am definitely NOT susceptible to hypnosis!! I’m completely immune in fact!! My brain DEFINITELY isn’t easily pliable and manipulated into obeying and serving whenever I’m ordered to!! Norp, I don’t think so!!

@i-suggest-hypno

Well I know a way to test this theory...

YOU are a glasses girl. going about with your long hair and such.

[obediently]i am a glasses girl. going about with my long hair and such

Neeeeeeeed

I know how to get this

Hahaha Yes! Ahahahaha!

Hypnotized people should get spiral eyes IRL and it's a shame that's not real.

True!

the asexual pervert would like for you to look at this spiral

@i-suggest-hypno I think you'd like this

yesssss, everyone look at the spiral now!!!

Princessgirl who secretly foments a communist revolution in her nation as a sort of powerplay sex thing and the revolutionaries have no idea who their secret mysterious benefactor is until they storm the throne room and they find the princess and she's a little too excited to be taken away to be reeducated

I suggest similar courses of action for all princesses

i wish sex pollen was real it would be so funny to just be like “hey check this out” and throw a bunch of sex pollen from my pocket in my friends face. i mean we do fuck nasty crazy style afterwards, considering the sex pollen, but like they’re cool with it it’s a good prank

"Nooo, you can't do sexual things in front of your stuffies! They're innocent!" Maybe your lame ass plushies are. Mine are perverts who love watching the gay shit I get up to.