melody et al

this thing loves having girlfeet in its face. it especially loves it when it has girlfeet in its face and it gets called pathetic about it

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

That giggle is *everything*. That joy.

feels like i've been streaming a lot of games lately that rip my heart out for everybody to see. yeah of the devil you're right i do see myself as fundamentally inhuman and lesser than others. yeah wanderstop you're right i do work myself to death because i think it gives me value. yeah heaven will be mine you're right i do [ear-piercing feedback noise]

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

It's awesome how you refuse to have normal problems.

the p90 is literally the perfect gun

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

the older i get the more it's terrifying to me how much child surveillance is normalized. scared for your child's mental health? here's more tools that will make them feel even more watched at all times. child is experimenting with their gender identity while away from you? we made it this other adult's job to surveil them for you. kid is "enjoying" their "free time" instead of doing homework? we've put parental controls on the things that they like so that you can monitor their private time. like can we fucking stop

it took me until 24 to realize that my parents don't deserve to just waltz into my room while i'm asleep and that me thinking this was fucking terrifying behavior wasn't actually unreasonable at all

unrestricted internet access is good for children because the alternative is that their parents are fucking inescapable. surveilling your child is abuse.

I hate to admit how much I enjoy that cross eyed, tongue out, drooling face that you see in a lot of hentai or girls emulating it... it's just something about how stupid and unnatural it looks that really gets me. Like that's a face you need to think to make. Which means you're thinking about how to look dumber for me. Which I adore as a concept.

Now that im so far into my transition one of my favourite things to do is to roleplay being the protagonist of a genderbend manga. like I'll pretend I didn't do all that and it's all coming as a big shock to me and i'll act out the awkward dialogue and even throw in an "I have to find a way to swap back!" or two

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing