Nothin like a good nut

Family...

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

YOURE DOING SO WELL SWEETIE IM SO PROUD OF YOU

This is cute

Mad respect to people who are supportive and doing all they can to be informed! 

Babe I can’t come over today I got powned by someone’s online rantsona… Babe no they crossed their arms babe it was bad.

Babe please I’m crying they’re making a 2 part video.

bro please work on a unified theory with me bro PLEASE we can even kiss this time bro

It’s almost like having disgusting personal opinions means people don’t want to be around you, and that no one is actually obligated to have anything to do with you if you’re offensive enough

y'all ever get bored but like in an angry way….like you keep picking things up and putting them down bc none of them is The Right Thing and you have like pent up manic energy but absolutely nothing is holding your interest long enough to release it and you’re just >:(

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

i mentioned the new profile pic, right?