and they say 'pretty boy' is an insult

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

hot take: i feel like sowing is much better than reaping

like i loove fucking around, but finding out? not so much

what's "hubris"?

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

baps you with my big & faggy paws btw

when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.

If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

i love "woag". a purposeful mispelling of woah. it conveys such an Emotion that cannot be named but is deeply relatable

Similarly, "waow"