Fireballs cant melt steel chairs

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

mtg's the hobbit set is fucking hysterical because as it turns out there are not enough things in one very short book to make even a small magic set and so they are literally having to make cards of every ranbdom sentence that was said in the book just to fill slots

wouldn’t the Lord of the rings work better in that case?

ah, well, you see, they already made a Lord of the Rings set in 2023. it was a huge success and so they decided that clearly iut needed a sequel, and what better to form a sequel adaptation of comparable scope than the hobbit, something which has never gone wrong before,

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king