A Runt Meepling

During one of our recent sessions we performed a ritual and summoned our succubus back to herself. As in, she's been with us since the beginning of the campaign, but not fully physically there until now and this is just a quick piece to celebrate that event. Lineart only below the cut as I loved working on that the most.

To be worthy, the creature needs to have red and/or white in its cost and cannot be a 'villain' (creature archetype that is specific to marvel).

This means People who are worthy include:

-Sauron

-Dr. Eggman

-Cloud

-Most of the in universe vampires (including Edgar Markov and FUCKING STRAHD)

-an eldritch moth that eats worlds or something (Valgavoth)

-Anyone that is WUBRG (which includes an eldrazi and a sliver both of which are very memed on hated archetypes)

-a tiny mouse (Mabel)

-Basically stitch (Loot)

-Tiamat

-Ur-Dragon

-Tom bombadill which is SUPER FUNNY

-woman that Runs an evil cult and tries to kill the multiverse (Elesh Norn)

-man that makes goblins like the plague (Krenko)

-THE MASTER AND THE DALEK EMPEROR

-Azula

Megatron

The literal Devil from the Bible

Godzilla

Shadow the Hedgehog

Plankton

Sokrates

A creepy haunted doll

Ozai

Kratos

Kefka from FF6

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

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Prince Gladiolus

Beelzebub's middle daughter and the leader of the Gluttony ring's army. Gladiolus is callous, cruel and enjoys endless sadism and destruction. She has a strong dislike for males and views them as nothing more than breeding/feeding machines. She doesn't get along well with anyone in her family except for her mother.