its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

which post?

Most difficult set of choices ever to face humanity

The first time a cybertruck was ever useful

if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

I'm considering getting into harming others, mind if I try this out?

yeah! if you wanna kick it off with a leg shot thatd be great

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

they should make a moby dick anime that has barely anything to do with the actual plot. new whale every week. and it should go as hard as gurren lagann

each whale has unique abilities. there’s endless yaoi bait with ishmael and queequeg. ahab is like if a shonen protagonist got old and went insane without getting any less hot-blooded. moby dick is a god. etc. do you see my vision

God forbid women do anything

"Tamale Shibari" would be a great name for a band