why

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

now something bad is happening

jesus christ

he falled down

bro what if instead of overwatch it was called STONERwatch and instead of fighting all the characters smoked WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

winston has passed away due to the ill effects that ingesting marijuana smoke has upon the body of a gorilla. his last words were reported to be "party mode engaged" before he took a massive bong rip off junkrat's rip roaring dick smasher. within minutes he was seen stumbling, off-balance, before suddenly collapsing. medics were on scene immediately and found him unresponsive, and despite efforts to resuscitate him he was declared dead within the hour. he is survived by his fiancé, hanzo, who has refused to comment at this moment.

So you only like the first 62 words of the 80 word post that established the concept? Fascinating.

yes

a lot of tgirl fantasies are like what if i got turned into a girl and it wasn't my fault so nobody could get mad at me. and everyone was nice to me too.

and what if i had scales and i was really cute.

goodbye straight people