tumblr staff STOP banning trans women

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

if ocean sunfish lifted off like a rocket into space i wouldnt be surpised

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real