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I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

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gravedangerahead

We stan

crazy-pages

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”.

purpletangyvaginas

moveslikejavertt

no joke, I want this one to work

bullgod1997

DNI: literally everyone

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

Eldest children, comedians, coffee drinkers

dietspam16

vanillawound

weed suppliers

lastvalyrian

tag this post with how often this person would cancel you

onceandfuturehimbo

Sex doesn’t make us whole.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!

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akron-squirrel

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

akron-squirrel

Too many people influenced me to draw this…

inthefallofasparrow

Late January 2021: Reddit collapses the stock market Late March 2021: Big fat boat disrupts international trade Late May 2021: ‘Minions’ meme leads to universal healthcare Late July 2021: Sentient drones unionize, bankrupting Amazon Late September 2021: The blue man group eradicates coronavirus

calenlily

Likes charge, reblogs cast

aritany

being a writer is just like *idea* *imposter syndrome* *fear of people reading your work* *fear of people Not reading your work* *a single aesthetic* *idea*

aruaninotarmani

wheres the writing part op

citrus-circuss

op knew what they were doing

devildaisies

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

devildaisies

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve

devildaisies

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

devildaisies

BE NICE TO ME

otherwindow

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thecyndimistuff

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

butchflirt

Westworld did this as well. Storytelling is dead!

katjohnadams

IF FAN THEORIES ARE RIGHT IT IS A SIGN YOU HAVE TOLD A WELL-PUT TOGETHER AND FOLLOWABLE PLOT, NOT A SIGN YOU NEED TO MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT FOR A TWIST ENDING. FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.

katjohnadams

No wait, I’m not done here:

If the fans get where you are going and ARE STILL HAPPY, you KEEP GOING THERE. It shows they’re invested and your story craft is setting up and paying off properly.

It is not a sign you need to M Night Shamaylan things until narrative is fuckin dead and “surprise endings!” reign supreme. If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece.

To be utterly frank, this is where “NO SPOILERS! NO SPOILERS EVER! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BREATHE ABOUT THE PLOT UNTIL IT’S BEEN OUT ON DVD FOR FIVE YEARS” attitude has left us – And the studios ACTIVELY encourage that shit because first week viewing numbers are their whole lifeblood.

Sure, an “oh shit” moment is great, but if you’re doing it well, I should have that moment watching the show the second, fifth, or hundredth time, knowing how it will go. If being surprised were truly so important to a narrative, why even make a Shakespeare play? Is anyone out there still hoping Romeo and Juliet still get together at the end? Why make mystery novels into movies? Spoiler warning: Hercules Poirot gets the bad guy. Movies that directly follow historical events? Clearly worthless.

Come on, now. Sure, try not to spoil shit for people intentionally, don’t be a dick, but can we calm the fuck down and can Hollywood stop pushing this shit both in social media and with business choices like this?

cryptvokeeper

“i cant help but think that fans should be allowed to like, gather in groups online and theorize and have fun without networks watching in”

-Lindsay Ellis abt game of thrones doing the same thing

saecookie-deactivated20251124

If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece.

eleftheriatic

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

ubercream

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

hurgler-blog

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

veeranger

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

ankle-beez

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

quantumlasange

Today is the only day you can Reblog this

carnival-phantasm

Fuck you, I will critically strike Caesar every single day of my life

kittywitted-deactivated20191215

i have to post this regularly otherwise the universe will blow up

saltwaffle

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

jetru

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

domicileensnared

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

frostyemma

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

raimagnolia

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

janekfan

god those were lawless times.

the-apocryphal-one

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and go to hell

real-faker

I’m at goodwill and I think I might’ve found a millennium item…

real-faker

I brought it to the counter to ask for a price because it mysteriously didn’t have a sticker, and after they randomly decided the price, one of the cashiers told me it was a shame it didn’t have a sticker cause she wanted to see when they put it out, she said it must’ve been recent cause she’s never seen it before.

So like…………… it’s definitely got a cursed Egyptian spirit in it

estrogenpatchnotes

Hope you’re good at duel monsters my guy

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