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Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Three Goblin Art
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@quantumlasange
It’s time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer There’s no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it’s time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet Then party ‘til you’re broke and they drag you away It’s OK, you can dare to be stupid
original midi at http://www.tfrid.com/sounds/daretobe.mid
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Well I heard that you’re leavin’ (Leavin’) Gonna leave me far behind (So far behind) ‘Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I’m not your kind
So I pulled (I pulled), your name out (Name out), of my Rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you
That’s right (That’s right), you ain’t gonna see me cryin’ I’m glad (I’m glad), that you found somebody new ‘Cause I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend… one more minute… with you
sequenced by Bob Ricci 1997
original midi at https://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/images/onemoreminute.mid
Photographer Lewis Ableidinger
The San Way Ve Motel in Kenmare, North Dakota.
God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today
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hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won't be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you're not enjoying your special tea if it's just sitting in your cupboard! you're allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!
cutie patootie
every time an American says "Legos" my ears spin around and fall off
for the confused Americans in the replies:
my couchsona
honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh
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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
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"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.
Comrade Data's friendly advice for the betterment of mankind
