I Am Sheepy

anything can be a multi chapter fic if you have enough problems to project onto your blorbos

It’s better to be cringe and bad at making art than to let AI do it for you.

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Writing during cold weather feels illegal levels of perfect.

make sure to follow your favourite fanfiction authors on tumblr to get such important updates as, "i'm Thinking about the fic really hard, i swear" "hashtag #notwriting" "im going to commit mass murder if i have to write" "theoretically if the next chapter came out in five months--"

as per my last straw,

Me: *looking over my fanfics* Well, in my defense, I was left unsupervised with these blorbos. I cannot be held accountable.