trail mix... of the damned!

person (non-practicing)

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

thank you op, this post gave me such reality whiplash that I had to go read the wikipedia for diatoms and now I have Learned Things :D

hooray!!! let’s all Learn Things every day [:

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

Dogs are a weapon invented by cave males. They contain teeth, urine, and other. Dogs have been observed with many abilities. Some can climb, weep, or even create lesser forms of music. A group of dogs is known as a cinch, and a medium group of dogs is known as a special. Their wealth is considered unremarkable.

You smoked dog weed

@yourpsychicadvisor

this and a blunt

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

4channers and losers did kind of win the culture war like everybody u see online now talks with the same lingo as nick fuentes and like the people u see on Instagram r making jokes that would rlly tickle sam hyde we are doomed in a sense