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If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

Official Pussy Post

This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

by the nine we arefuckking under attack!!!!!!!!!