I Once Got 18 Notes On A Post

"won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" my arse. Do they think spiders are some sort of cryptid?

I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all

I want to shave it so bad.

Give me a bald sun right NOW

someone get Manscaped™️ over here, we have the father of all balls to shave

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

every time I experience an emotion I purchase something online it's as simple as that