♆ Grotesquerie ♆

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

im a protected species you fucking asshole

did you google how to take a screen shot

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions