NEVER SAY MAYDAY

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

white people be like i have to pick up my guinea pig from his chiropractor appointment

white people be like i have to misogynize my cat for clout online

white people be like the healthiest relationship ive ever had is with my dog

white people be like i have to do phrenology to my cat and claim him to be inherently mentally deficient for being orange

white people be like my horse is homewrecking me 😡

white people be like "when your boyfriend says he'd never cheat on you and then he gets a girl dog"

white people be like im putting my hamster on keto

white people be like i trained my dog to bring me my ubereats orders 😋

white people be like this isnt funny i need to pick my dog up from his solo vacation to an active war zone

white people be like i love my pet opossum 🥰

If you say that you wanna see estrogen sold in vending machines then everyone assumes that's a joke and would have like major societal implications and cause all kinds of problems etc if it were allowed, but in a bunch of countries you can legit just like buy estrogen at regular normal pharmacies without a prescription or anything and it's fine. It's no big deal. It isn't even newsworthy.

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call