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Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

teens are reportedly "serpentmaxxing" by crawling on their bellies and eating dust all the days of their lives

john wick is weirdly cyberpunk for a series that isn't cyberpunk <- insane

cyberpunk is when there's guns and colorful lights

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

I'm so good at getting sleepy before bed time. Just the sleepiest girl you've ever seen. At bed time? I could stay awake forever.