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#nyx post #rambling about cars #it'll be fine it's just been a long night

prokopetz

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

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wait i forgot i'm seeing a girl right now. is it cheating if instead of spending time with her i get obsessed with an old rival and spend several days only thinking about how much i want to kill some other girl

demilypyro

oh true wait i forgot she has like two other girls she fucks around with. i'm in the clear

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good to know i am not alone in this conundrum

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do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

kosmogrl

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

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9.8 m/s^2 is one of the most classic accelartions to undergo

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Are you being brainwashed by a complicated woman again?

Can't a man have hobbies!?

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theonyxranger

ever feel like an extremely small animal trapped in a shitty little steel cage screaming your head off and everyones ignoring you

theonyxranger

except its even worse bc every time someone comes within hearing range you just. shut up and sit there quietly so you dont bother them.

#bashing my head into a wall

ever feel like an extremely small animal trapped in a shitty little steel cage screaming your head off and everyones ignoring you

precambrianhottopic

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

precambrianhottopic

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

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(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

irisunmuted

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

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