NEVER SAY MAYDAY

ever feel like an extremely small animal trapped in a shitty little steel cage screaming your head off and everyones ignoring you

except its even worse bc every time someone comes within hearing range you just. shut up and sit there quietly so you dont bother them.

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

parents who hate each other love to be like "we have to stay together for the kids" and then every day is a toxic argument and abusive fight that the kids wouldn't have to witness if you came to better terms and stopped acting like it was about the kids

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

im so tired of dealing with everything involved in being alive

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable