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ri5k

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

papayajuan2019

in of body experience

gayrobot9000

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gayrobot9000

i'm a girl now

thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

darkspaceboytoy

🎵And I’m proud to be an American, where I eat in my car like a piiig🎵

lakemojave

If you try to eat in your car in Bosnia they kill you. They just kill you.

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maykitz

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

mozilla-firefucks

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

capnsoapy

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

play-now-my-lord

big dick super mario

capnsoapy

big dick super mario

ozempicofficial

Digital credit card surcharges and processing fees in 2026 is insane btw

#nyx post

Idk what system admin schedules a reboot for 7:30am on a monday but sure, not like I just spent 20 minutes opening and logging in and 2fa'ing my way through 7 levels of security to see my fucking repair orders for the day or anything.

#nyx post #i despise tech now. almost entirely. my cynicsm knows very few (but not no) bounds.

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deathonthebeach

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

thebadgermin

The Amazing Digital Lack of Consequences for Banning Trans Women from Existing on this Website

apolladay

Do you like ASMR and/or have misophonia?

neither, no reaction to it either way

I love asmr

hate it, have misophonia

both, I like specific asmr, but some gives me misophonia

I'm deaf/hard of hearing

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#hey wait. theres a word for it. AND the autism explains it. huh.#30 and i still dont know shit

prokopetz

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

prokopetz

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

prokopetz

You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?

Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)

Gears and sprockets

Endless bundles of wire

Some sort of translucent crystal

Meat and viscera in a weird colour

Random geometric shapes

The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal

It looks like... car parts?

I'm actually mostly hollow

Just a shitload of milky goo

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

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fidius

#it looks like the high school kids clapped out honda civic in there

loveselfishlove

im jesus

loveselfishlove

judas no

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strawberry-crocodile

Pokemon has never had a generation where all three starter pokemon are mammals. Two generations- gens 1 and 3- have had zero mammals, and from gens 5-8 there've been two mammals to pick from, but none have had three mammals. I think this is an important part of the franchise's brand.

strawberry-crocodile

Back when gen 8 got leaked someone pointed out that you can generally tell a real GameFreak Pokedex from a fakemon dex by the amount of "ugly" pokemon and the number of invertebrates and inanimate objects, and I think there's a similar thing going on here- Pokemon genuinely makes an effort to make its monsters varied.

The last 15ish years have seen so much ink spilled on the Vanillish line, on gen 1 designs, etc etc, but I think it bears repeating how easy it is for a Mons game to stick to charismatic animals like mammals and birds and dinosaurs and pets. And pokemon does have that (we have, what, six cat lines? more if you count regional meowths) but it also makes sure to add, like. A crinoid. A bagworm. A bell. Creepy humanoid mushrooms, a sand castle, a big iceberg.

Something would be lost if every single pokemon was as cool as Haxorus or as cute as Snom or as furrybait as Goodra. Pokemon succeeds because it lets you be best friends with shit that's just weird.

strawberry-crocodile

"ohhh op is telling on herself for calling goodra furrybait" idk maybe you're telling on yourself for how you have no furry friends. do better.

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