NEVER SAY MAYDAY

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

Pokemon Heritage Post

some hypnotism inflicts {Sleep}, some inflicts {Curse}, some inflicts {Madness} or {Terror} or even, if you're really lucky, {Frenzy}. if you're curious about what status resistance your own hypnotist targets, just check the colour and pattern of their eyes! yes, right into their eyes - that's it. that's very good.

[Image Description: text from Elden Ring that reads, in all caps, "heart stolen" /. End ID]

everyday I think “I cannot live like this” and then I continue to live like this

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out