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homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

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supid.

#dunb

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harryworldwide

Harry learning how to snap a fan - Together, Together Tour - São Paulo Night 2- July 18, 2026 (via glowpopbr)

#thats ok diva i also can't fucking do it #what are they gonna do ban us from pride???????????????

escapedaudios

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

#that's cause if i tried i'd sound like nick miller doing a burpee #also after i broke my wrists roller skating i think it's not advisable for me anymore personally #it's truly so fucked up :(

ironpour

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

#truly how it feels

ilovecats4ever

#know that I just said out loud apropos of nothing 'who the hell is jimothy'#and my sister immediately said fucked up raccoon #OK SURE I GUESS #he's been known

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shilyas

condo stairway scene gets me every single time bc of the way ilya lingers. the way he takes way too long to tie his shoes & adjust his jeans, the way he stands for a moment even though his cab is definitely there & the way he teases shane as he slowly lowers himself to give the sweetest, most unhurried kiss goodbye.

#honestly how could anyone be expected to recover from a kiss like that #shane should've dropkicked him from that vegas penthouse #I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE #this is the moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the smooth bye as he grabs the jacket??????????? MAN FUCK YOU #heated rivalry

mayahart

THE GOOD PLACE (2016—2020) cr. Michael Schur

#i need to read mike schurs book about the shit he read to come up with this show #BECAUSE IT FLOORS ME TO THIS DAY #god #the good place

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this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

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literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

#are these the rewards of being known #(the fucking carnage in the notes of this thing)

spicychickenfingerings-deactiva

#now this is the fan they should have been going TRAAAA with at the Madonna and Gaga concerts in Rio #(Shakira not really girl sorry you did have everyone howling tho that's good enough

mojoscircus

Hudson asking Aika if his hair looks okay and her fixing it is the cutest thing ever

#this BOY #partying with a lesbian who can keep him together #slutting it up around her just because #kills me #hudson williams

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lyril

#fucking tell me about it Raphael

kaijuerotica

rose finally dates a straight man and he has to kindly sit her down and explain that she's definitely a lesbian

#PREV #rose comes out on snl and mentions the president once tweeted she was a bitch to rpatzz................................................#she's so fucking gay and she helped many men find their true light #hi shaney!#shane in the audience :)

florencemachines

Costume appreciation series: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) dir Stephan Elliott

Costume Design by Tim Chappel and Lizzy Gardiner

#they had 2 dollars and a dream and THEY WON AN OSCAR FOR IT #the story of the costuming for this movie is so fucking great do read about it if you can #they were hustling and cared so so much and had so much to say #GAY HISTORY FOR FUCKING REAL #priscilla queen of the desert

json-derulo

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

#hell world

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watermelontuesdays

AU where Shane and Ilya don't hook up or have a decades-long secret. They don't really know each other at all, except to play each other.

Shane comes out of the closet sometime after Scott does, and in some random, lighthearted interview, they ask him what he's looking for in a man. And Shane's just, off-hand like, "Well, he'd have to have at least one Stanley Cup. Obviously." And when he gets a good reaction from that, he keeps going, like "Needs to be amazing at hockey. Definitely needs to be at least an All-Star, if not a captain. Hot too. If he can't bench-press me, I'm not interested."

And it's all in fun, except two days after the interview prints, Ilya Rozanov shows up at his door like "knock, knock. I am here to apply for boyfriend position. Do you need resume? I brought my Stanley Cup ring, just in case."

#of course people everywhere (horny freaks on twitter) would start making connections that shane was actually talking about ilya rozanov #and they are right but SHANE DIDNT KNOW THAT and now he'll need to fucking die at the prime of his life and career #his mom calls him to talk him off the ledge: of course it could be literally any other man shaney we'll spin it let's make a list. oh. WELL #so anyway ilya comes knocking like a bisexual missile so i'ts all good but IMAGINE if he decided to flirt with shane on ice first #it's either the baccanal or the bloodiest game the mhl has ever seen

alphacrone

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

#WHY DID WE ALL THINK THAT #why I - in bumfuck nowhere Brasil - ALSO THOUGHT THAT #I was only disabused of this thought when I read fucking we were liars #well I shouldn't have to know rich Americans nonsense anyway

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