Here be Dragons

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded. Of course, they threw a party to celebrate at the site, and I hear it was quite a shindig.

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

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bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

you motherfuckers gotta start writing out the names of these fucking shows. i can't take another post talking about the reveal that's so good in the new season of WINWTBVASGS

with that said, i will set an example for others to follow. did you all enjoy last night's new episode of What?? I Never Wanted To Be Virginia's Sexiest General Solicitor!!

do you think she's gonna fuck the bailiffesse

pretty sure she's going to get in the bedroom and realize (accurately) that what she's doing is a breach of professional conduct and we'll finally learn more about her time at Wale as they talk it out, they've been teasing the backstory for weeks now

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine