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The Same Coin

“I failed to explain to Rocky that humans need something called privacy. He’s not exactly the best at giving me that. So tonight, we only have one bed.” Simon’s shoulders relax immediately. That’s it? He thought he was getting shipped off the damn planet and sent back to the COI, for fucks sake. A bed, or lack thereof, was nothing. Ryland continues to explain.“The Eridians are big co-sleepers. They do this thing where they watch each other, for protection and stuff. I had to tell him that for humans, that’s um, kind of creepy, in most cases.” “That’s fine. I’ll sleep on the floor.”

“What? No, no no. You just survived the most terrifying death trap known to man. Giving you the bed is the least I can do.”

Simon raises a suspicious eyebrow. “What’s the catch?”

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fic description:

“I failed to explain to Rocky that humans need something called privacy. He’s not exactly the best at giving me that. So tonight, we only have one bed.”

Simon’s shoulders relax immediately. That’s it? He thought he was getting shipped off the damn planet and sent back to the COI, for fucks sake. A bed, or lack thereof, was nothing.

Ryland continues to explain. “The Eridians are big co-sleepers. They do this thing where they watch each other, for protection and stuff. I had to tell him that for humans, that’s um, kind of creepy, in most cases.”

“That’s fine. I’ll sleep on the floor.”

“What? No, no no. You just survived the most terrifying death trap known to man. Giving you the bed is the least I can do.”

Simon raises a suspicious eyebrow. “What’s the catch?”

or