oh fuck yum

i think i need a long break from like. mainstream internet in general i need to focus on learning how to be a person

the problem really is that the bad outweighs the good 10:1

being a shark lover like a #real shark lover and wanting more shark visual media is harder than one would expect. you want a non-documentary shark movie? okay so it's gonna be Jaws or Terrible Low-Budget Turbo-Evil Shark Movie #4035, maybe even Shark Tale. you want a shark tv show? well it's gonna be another documentary or Terrible Low-Budget Turbo-Evil Shark TV Show #562. how about a shark video game? well this zoo simulator has a shark or two in it. only a great white and a hammerhead though, maybe a whale shark if you're lucky. oh you want the shark to be the focus? okay here in this one you can play as Turbo-Evil Shark and eat everyone. you have to be a great white also. oh you can play as a shark in some other games too but you have to be a great white again. and eat people. what? what was that you said? sharks don't actually eat humans and shark "attacks" are almost always curiosity bites or retaliatory bites? they aren't evil and shouldn't be held to human moral standards? sorry i can't quite hear what you're saying we're working on the sound effects for Terrible Low-Budget Turbo-Evil Shark Movie #4036